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I never look up jokes, I never listen to comedians and if you knew my friends you would understand it. They always seem to have the funniest comments and where do I mostly find their knee slapping quips? Where else but Facebook! I have always remembered the best ones that made me laugh and after years of watching their hilarious statuses, I proudly give you the five funniest Facebook statuses ever. I hope you enjoy, laugh, and impress your friends by reposting them as your own!

1.Dear Warner Bros: Now that I’m an adult, I feel I’m old enough to hear what the “Beep Beep” is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E.Didn’t catch that? This explains it. Coyote.

2.I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next”.

3.Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know

4.”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – Abraham Lincoln

5.What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down