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If you’ve been spending too much time with the Direct tv and not enough time on Twitter recently, here are a few of the hilarious celebrity Tweets you missed.
“What do you think kid rock and chris rock talk about at family reunions?” – Jim Gaffigan, comedian
“Entourage Episode Idea 1: E can’t get cell service, Turtle gets a bad haircut, Drama has an ingrown toe nail, and Vince eats a banana.” – Aziz Ansari, comedian
“I think i could be a lobster fisherman, but not if i had to learn how to spell crustashun (sic)”- Stephen Colbert, comedian
“I caught the “Red-Eye” and now it’s time for “Shut-Eye”!!! I had a little breakfast…. wait.. I might mess up my hair ! oh, Le coconut !!!” – MC Hammer, rapper
“In dublin. Just ordered breakfast. Was whisked thru airport by film vip magic and instead of queueing was given tea. All airports shd be so.” – Neil Gaiman, actor
“Last LA thing. Jamba Juice. Dude asks me what “boost” I want. So I asked if they had “superhero.”" – Demetri Martin, comedian