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		<title>What We Can Learn From Reality Television</title>
		<link>http://www.twitterattacks.net/2011/11/17/what-we-can-learn-from-reality-television/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reality television shows are not always that much of a reality, but we can learn a lot from them. One of the greatest things that reality television can show is what not to do. There are some characters that do so many ill conceived things that it has to be asked, is that person really [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reality television shows are not always that much of a reality, but we can learn a lot from them. One of the greatest things that reality television can show is what not to do. There are some characters that do so many ill conceived things that it has to be asked, is that person really that serious. </p>
<p>One example of what not to do in life is putting the family and the children on a<span id="more-18"></span> twenty-four hour a day, seven days a week camera show. Children usually reveal the facts about a family and if a person has something to hide, those children are a sure fire way to find out what that is.</p>
<p>Children and reality shows do not mix because the show has to have an element of control to it, but children are completely unpredictable. They will let the camera crew, the producers, and the directors know that they are not predictable. Parents will at some point resent putting them in front of the camera and wish that they can remove them. Sadly though, once that contract is signed, the parents have to live with that choice. Since reality is not always reality, it is safer to bet on keeping children out off the camera.</p>
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		<title>The Best Way To Respond To Junk Emails</title>
		<link>http://www.twitterattacks.net/2011/11/15/the-best-way-to-respond-to-junk-emails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we sign up for our own e-mail address, it isn&#8217;t uncommon for people to come across junk e-mail. Whether you call it junk e-mail, spam or garbage, it&#8217;s all pointless and a waste of time to read. Now, when you come across junk e-mails, you want to make sure you respond in these few [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When we sign up for our own e-mail address, it isn&#8217;t uncommon for people to come across junk e-mail. Whether you call it junk e-mail, spam or garbage, it&#8217;s all pointless and a waste of time to read.</p>
<p>Now, when you come across junk e-mails, you want to make sure you respond in these few ways only:</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t respond at all: If you want to take the simplest approach, just don&#8217;t even respond at all. When you get a junk e-mail, simply delete it and move one.</p>
<p>Unsubscribe: If you&#8217;re tired of getting the same junk mail over<span id="more-17"></span> and over from something like a retail store chain mail letter, consider unsubscribing by clicking the link at the bottom. If it works the way it should, you won&#8217;t receive any more e-mails.</p>
<p>No clicking: Whenever you get junk mail, never click on any of the links. These links can give your computer a virus or all people to access your computer from theirs.</p>
<p>As you can see, junk e-mails can really be a pain. They can cause people to get their identity stolen to even giving your computer a virus. To make sure these don&#8217;t happen to you, consider these tips above.</p>
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		<title>Funniest Profile Pictures Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.twitterattacks.net/2011/11/13/funniest-profile-pictures-of-all-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you are choosing your profile picture for a social media site, today many people are going with humor, and something witty, rather than going with a serious profile picture to add to their profile page. Deciding on the best image to set as your profile pic, is not only going to be something humorous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you are choosing your profile picture for a social media site, today many people are going with humor, and something witty, rather than going with a serious profile picture to add to their profile page. Deciding on the best image to set as your profile pic, is not only going to be something humorous to you, but you have to remember that all the people who visit your page, and even those who are not your friends, but see it when searching for other<span id="more-16"></span> people, are all going to see that picture of you. So, you have to make sure that when you do set a funny pic as your profile page picture, that it is something you will not later regret. </p>
<p>There are many times when employers, schools, and other high level individuals will take a look at a person&#8217;s profile prior to hiring them or admitting them into a school. And, since social media is so popular in today&#8217;s world, it is more than likely that these entities will check your profile page. So, although you want to be funny to your friends, you may still want to consider the picture because of other people who might see it.</p>
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		<title>Funniest Celeb Tweets You May Have Missed</title>
		<link>http://www.twitterattacks.net/2011/11/05/funniest-celeb-tweets-you-may-have-missed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been spending too much time with the Direct tv and not enough time on Twitter recently, here are a few of the hilarious celebrity Tweets you missed.&#8220;What do you think kid rock and chris rock talk about at family reunions?&#8221; &#8211; Jim Gaffigan, comedian&#8220;Entourage Episode Idea 1: E can&#8217;t get cell service, Turtle [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;ve been spending too much time with the <a href="http://www.direct.tv/direct-tv-packages.html">Direct tv</a>  and not enough time on Twitter recently, here are a few of the hilarious celebrity Tweets you missed.<br />&#8220;What do you think kid rock and chris rock talk about at family reunions?&#8221; &#8211; Jim Gaffigan, comedian<br />&#8220;Entourage Episode Idea 1: E can&#8217;t get cell service, Turtle gets a bad haircut, Drama has an ingrown toe nail, and Vince<span id="more-14"></span> eats a banana.&#8221; &#8211; Aziz Ansari, comedian<br />&#8220;I think i could be a lobster fisherman, but not if i had to learn how to spell crustashun (sic)&#8221;- Stephen Colbert, comedian<br />&#8220;I caught the &#8220;Red-Eye&#8221; and now it&#8217;s time for &#8220;Shut-Eye&#8221;!!! I had a little breakfast&#8230;. wait.. I might mess up my hair ! oh, Le coconut !!!&#8221; &#8211; MC Hammer, rapper<br />&#8220;In dublin. Just ordered breakfast. Was whisked thru airport by film vip magic and instead of queueing was given tea. All airports shd be so.&#8221; &#8211; Neil Gaiman, actor<br />&#8220;Last LA thing. Jamba Juice. Dude asks me what &#8220;boost&#8221; I want. So I asked if they had &#8220;superhero.&#8221;" &#8211; Demetri Martin, comedian</p>
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		<title>How To Come Up With Insults On The Fly</title>
		<link>http://www.twitterattacks.net/2011/07/20/how-to-come-up-with-insults-on-the-fly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, you had this conversation, and five minutes later you think of the perfect put down. It happens to every single one of us. Sure, a few people are able to come up with witty remarks on the fly. For the rest of us, it&#8217;s a skill that needs to be developed. Coming up with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, you had this conversation, and five minutes later you think of the perfect put down. It happens to every single one of us. Sure, a few people are able to come up with witty remarks on the fly. For the rest of us, it&#8217;s a skill that needs to be developed.</p>
<p>Coming up with good insults is an example of this. Any idiot can resort to profanity or pathetic comments aimed at the person&#8217;s mother. A good, creative insult will<span id="more-13"></span> hit home far more accurately, not to mention entertaining those around you.</p>
<p>Here are a few things to consider when coming up with a good insult, such as the politician who categorized Neil Gaiman as a &#8216;pencil-necked weasel&#8217;. You should think of the person&#8217;s appearance and character. Instead of calling somebody a &#8216;dumbass&#8217;, how about &#8216;You&#8217;re so stupid you think War And Peace is a doorstop&#8217;. Or how about &#8216;You&#8217;re so ugly mirrors cover themselves when you walk by&#8217;. See. That&#8217;s much better. Practice is very important in learning to insult in a creative manner. So is perception. Does the person have a huge nose? An odious personal habit? Just about everyone has something you can insult about them.</p>
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		<title>What We Can All Learn From Insults</title>
		<link>http://www.twitterattacks.net/2011/07/16/what-we-can-all-learn-from-insults/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some insults can be cruel and hurtful but others are just plain funny. We can learn a lot from insults. They can make someone realize that they need to change something about themselves or be the inspiration of a great joke. Let&#8217;s face it, in this day in age insults are not really taken to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some insults can be cruel and hurtful but others are just plain funny. We can learn a lot from insults. They can make someone realize that they need to change something about themselves or be the inspiration of a great joke. Let&#8217;s face it, in this day in age insults are not really taken to heart very often. Some of the best comedy is based on insults. <br />So many people get a great laugh at someone else&#8217;<span id="more-12"></span> s expense. It may sound cruel but it is just pure comedy. If you pay attention to the stand up comics today insults are always included. They are just hilarious. Some people even insult themselves for comedic purposes. People have learned not to take themselves too seriously and to just laugh and be able to take a good insult every now and then. There is really do harm done. We can learn a lot from insults. Whether you learn something about yourself or someone else is just a bonus to having a good laugh.<br />Comedy is usually based on insults so why not just go with it and have a good time. Just picture it as constructive, comedic criticism. Just have a good time and laugh.</p>
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		<title>Top Five Funniest Facebook Statuses Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.twitterattacks.net/2011/07/13/top-five-funniest-facebook-statuses-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never look up jokes, I never listen to comedians and if you knew my friends you would understand it. They always seem to have the funniest comments and where do I mostly find their knee slapping quips? Where else but Facebook! I have always remembered the best ones that made me laugh and after [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never look up jokes, I never listen to comedians and if you knew my friends you would understand it. They always seem to have the funniest comments and where do I mostly find their knee slapping quips? Where else but Facebook! I have always remembered the best ones that made me laugh and after years of watching their hilarious statuses, I proudly give you the five funniest Facebook statuses ever. I hope you enjoy, laugh, and impress your friends by reposting them as your own!</p>
<p>1.Dear<span id="more-11"></span> Warner Bros: Now that I&#8217;m an adult, I feel I&#8217;m old enough to hear what the &#8220;Beep Beep&#8221; is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E.Didn&#8217;t catch that? <a href='http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/funniest-facebook-statuses'>This</a> explains it. Coyote.</p>
<p>2.I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying &#8220;You&#8217;re next&#8221;. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, &#8220;You&#8217;re next&#8221;.</p>
<p>3.Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you don&#8217;t know</p>
<p>4.&#8221;The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.&#8221; &#8211; Abraham Lincoln</p>
<p>5.What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down</p>
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		<title>Top Five Funniest Tweets Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.twitterattacks.net/2011/07/11/top-five-funniest-tweets-of-all-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twitter has taken over the social networking world with one question, &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; That is it! The entire premise behind this communication medium. Be warned though, you only get 140 characters to make a first impression. That is it, well unless you decide you want to tweet again, and many people do&#8230; ad [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twitter has taken over the social networking world with one question, &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; That is it! The entire premise behind this communication medium. Be warned though, you only get 140 characters to make a first impression. That is it, well unless you decide you want to tweet again, and many people do&#8230; ad nauseum. It has evolved from a platform where friends and would-be friends can keep in contact, to a viable marketing tool for businesses and bloggers. It is rich source of information (you can find out things quicker on twitter than you can the nightly news, as<span id="more-10"></span> a matter of fact many reputable reporters defer to Twitter in order to disseminate news).Want more? Click <a href='http://www.fitsugar.com/Jane-Fonda-Announces-New-Fitness-Brand-Featuring-Tara-Stiles-Tone-Up-Jeanette-Jenkins-9208527'>here/tag Even to that end, there are those who still use it strictly socially and make it really fun in the process with their quick quips and funny anecdotes. Here is a compiled list of the top five funniest tweets of all time:</p>
<p>RobSprance: A Hyundai should not cost 399 a month unless it comes with a BMW.</p>
<p>Carabee I think Justin Bieber&#8217;s hair is on backwards.</p>
<p>AnnaLefler: I want to seize the day. I really do. If only the day would come over here by the recliner where I could reach it.</p>
<p>Joan_Rivers Jane Fonda sent me a copy of her new exercise DVD. It&#8217;s a workout for old people&#8221;for cardio you dig your own grave. </p>
<p>johnfugelsang As of now BP has failed so many times NBC wants to offer them the 11:30pm slot.</p>
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