The Very Best Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Momma’s so old her credit card number is 2. Jesus’ credit card number was 1.
Yo Momma’s so fat after God said, “Let there be light,” he then said to your Mom, “Hey, would you get out of the way?”
Yo Momma’s so poor she has ducks throw the bread at her!
Yo Momma’s so large every time she wear’s the X Armor shirt I bought her, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo Momma’s so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Momma’s so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save on milk.
Yo Momma’s so fat the only picture available of her is thru Google Maps.
Yo Momma’s so old she baby-sat Moses.
Yo Momma’s so ugly she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo Momma’s so fat her belly gets home eleven and a half minutes before she does.
Yo Momma’s so dumb she asked the lady the cash register at the 99 cent store how much a pack of gum was.
Yo Momma has so much dandruff people think she was hit by a snowball, even in July.
Yo Momma’s so old she left her purse on Noah’s Arc.
Yo Momma’s so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo Momma’s so fat when she wear’s her yellow jacket people yell, “TAXI!”.
Yo Momma’s so old when she went to school there wasn’t a history class.
Yo Momma’s so fat when she runs down a football field they measure her time with a calendar.
Yo Momma’s so dumb, on her way to a vacation when she saw a sign on the side of the road that said, DISNEY LEFT, she turned the car around and went back home.
Yo Momma’s so fat I took a picture of her on New Years Eve…and its still printing.